So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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