found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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