he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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