Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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