It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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