She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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