Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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