We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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