I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
