Kiss
Puke
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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