We won't sleep together?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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