You work out of a Hotel?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
