she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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