just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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