called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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