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babies were throwing up all over the place
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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