ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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