it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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