Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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