What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Randomize
