Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We're too hungover to prance.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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