We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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