Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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