I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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