I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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