You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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