you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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