they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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