there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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