if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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