Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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