I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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