My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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