Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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