Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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