I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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