She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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