Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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