i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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