okay pat passed out under dana's car
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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