sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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