its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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