But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
