If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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