Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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