Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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