I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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