Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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