Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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