I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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