3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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