In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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