I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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