Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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